Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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