I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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