i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just high enough for therapy.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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