just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's shark week go big or go home
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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