I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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