I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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