Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We have so much sex to catch up on
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Randomize
