I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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