So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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