North Korea, Best Korea!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Randomize
