I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
