just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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