its not stalking. its research.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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