There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
