bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I have demons in me.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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