i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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