Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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