consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she told me i tasted like america
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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