dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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