And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize
