As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We left the knife in your bed.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Randomize
