that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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