we're blogging at a bar
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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