Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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