ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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