sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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