I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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