the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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