I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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