That's intense
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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