This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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