ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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