i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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