did you get engaged???
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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