I must be too annoying 4 u.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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