How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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