she was so not down for the gang bang
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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