I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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