after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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