your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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