I smell stomach acid.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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