Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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