"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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