Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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