new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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