Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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