New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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