With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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