Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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