I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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