I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
