I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
you made out with another girl for some wings
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
