brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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